January 05, 2010

Scene & Heard: Holiday Edition

[Scene - Nighttime on December 25. Chatterbox's and Giggles' bedroom. Girls saying their bedtime prayers.]

Heard...
Me: Girls, remember to thank God for your Christmas presents.
Chatterbox: But Mom, God didn't bring us our presents...Santa did!
Me: [silently] Oh boy.

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[Scene - Day 5 of Kwanzaa. At the living room table lighting the kinara.]

Heard...
Me: Girls, today we celebrate Nia, which means purpose. "Purpose" means our reason for being or what we're meant to do. Can you tell me what your purpose is?
Chatterbox: My purpose is to WEAR MOMMY OUT!

I swear I can't even make this stuff up.

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9 comments:

DaddyFerg said...

1-time for chatterbox! lol

Aimee @ Smiling Mama said...

Oh that is just perfect!!

La'Tonya Richardson said...

Now that's as cute as can be. You could never make this stuff up! No parent's imaginations is that good!

Happy New Year.

Execumama said...

WOW! Well, the purpose was told plain as day! You can't even hate on that! I LOVE IT!!!

Deblissta said...

It's only fair that she should give you a run for your money. After all you certainly 'wore me out'!

Krystal Grant said...

Kids say the funniest things!

Peter and Nancy said...

Awesome -- these are hilarious!
Nancy

ParlinMom said...

out of the mouthes of babes....

Christie-The ChatterBox said...

ROFLMAO! (and that's all I have to say about that)

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