In the grocery store. Chatterbox and Giggles are "driving" in the kids car attached to the shopping cart. Giggles is doing something (i.e. breathing) and getting on Chatterbox's nerves.
Chatterbox: [at the top of her lungs] Giggles, STOP IT!
Giggles: [at the top of her lungs and on the verge of a meltdown] Chatterbox, STOOOOOP IIIIIIT!
Me: [stopping the cart and walking to the front to intervene before blood is shed] What is the problem?
Chatterbox: [calm and collected] Hello Officer. Can you please take her to jail?
Me: [bursting out laughing in the produce aisle]