August 13, 2009

Scene & Heard: Citizen's Arrest

Scene:
In the grocery store. Chatterbox and Giggles are "driving" in the kids car attached to the shopping cart. Giggles is doing something (i.e. breathing) and getting on Chatterbox's nerves.

Heard:
Chatterbox: [at the top of her lungs] Giggles, STOP IT!

Giggles: [at the top of her lungs and on the verge of a meltdown] Chatterbox, STOOOOOP IIIIIIT!

Me: [stopping the cart and walking to the front to intervene before blood is shed] What is the problem?

Chatterbox: [calm and collected] Hello Officer. Can you please take her to jail?

Me: [bursting out laughing in the produce aisle]

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6 comments:

Justice Ny said...

LMAO!!!!! There is no way that I would have been able to keep it together - the entire store would have heard me laughing. How funny is that? Where did she get that from?

DaddyFerg said...

She got it from me. Chatterbox always wants me to speed and I always explain to her that speeding can get you arrested...

pam said...

Oh My Goodness!! That made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

Justice Jonesie said...

bawahahahaha! too funny.
where do these kids come up with this stuff?

Stephanie said...

Kids are crazy aren't they? Just this morning my 4 year old was lecturing her 18 month old brother. He was calling Dad, Mommy and she yells at him.

"That's Daddy, not Mommy. You want two Mommy's? You want me to get rid of Daddy so you can have two Mommy's?

We couldn't help but laugh.

Q, La, and Gooner said...

I just found this blog, and that is hilarious! Too much Judge Judy.

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