June 13, 2009

Basket Case

Please take a look at our bread basket.

The first thing you will probably notice is that it is not actually a basket, but a platter. This is because our bread "needs" have long outgrown our cute, normal-people-sized bread box. Please note that 99% of the items in this bread platter are Hubby's. Let's take an inventory and hear his explanations, shall we?

  1. Raisin Bread: For breakfast on occasion.
  2. Texas Toast: For French toast.
  3. Potato Bread: In case I want a sandwich.
  4. Bagels: Again, for breakfast.
  5. Dinner Rolls: Snack food.
  6. Croissants: For my breakfast egg sandwiches.
  7. Whole Wheat Bread (that's actually my sister's)
  8. Whole Grain Wraps (those are mine!)

So this is what I have to walk past on a daily basis when I enter the kitchen. Hubby can afford to eat like everyday is his last day on Earth because he is super active and plays basketball for like 9 hours each week. I, however, am an entirely different story. Can someone please fax him the memo?

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De in D.C. said...

I'm confused on how you can keep bread out on the counter and not have it go moldy. All bread products I buy mold within a week, so must keep in the fridge. Unless your family actually eats that much bread in a week?

Justice Jonesie said...

OMG, I would not be able to manage. I.LOVE.BREAD.

Sally's World said...

thats just cruel, he could at least hide it!!!

Jennifer said...

We are living in a parallel bread universe!!! LOL!

Justice Ny said...

Just shoot me! I could not do it because I could live off of bread (and cheese) so that would ALWAYS be my first choice!

Stesha said...

Teaxas Toast is the reason I have to do the 30 day Shred for 60 days.

Hugs and Mocha,

Mommy of Many said...

I enjoy your blog so much that I left a little something for you at my space.

Execumama said...

Just.Plain.Mean. That's all I have to say :(

Christie-A Work In Progress said...

Wait! How did you get into my house and take that picture!! LOL! I feel you girl! Got to get off of the carb train! But it is sooooo good!

Tanyetta said...

Oh snap, NO JOKE, I have various needs for various breads too. I love that your husband broke it down! Imma steal his breakdown and print it so my hubby can stop tripping on me about my bread stash too! LOL

Momisodes said...

I would totally cave and eat all of it. Okay not ALL, but most. I am a carboholic.

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